WWE Raw Review 10/10/2011 Part One

The show began with the showing of no announcers and a very much empty backstage area.  The fans all seemed upset until they saw “The Game” HHH walk out of his office and head to the ring.  HHH begins to talk about how 55 people walked out on the fans last week.  He says that all the superstars are outside protesting and won’t perform unless HHH steps down.  Should HHH step down?  Should he give in to the superstars?  He says no “because he has never been a quitter.”  HHH says he’d rather wrestle a broomstick than quit, which would be pretty interesting.  Who will save the show from us having to see HHH in his “tighty whiteys?”

John Cena heads to the ring in order to give the show some hype.  Cena comes down to tell HHH why the other superstars that are not there have all contacted him but that HHH has not contacted him.  Cena says that HHH is not his first boss and that many of the superstars don’t know what it is like to have a real boss.  He says that he is staying with Raw and nothing can change that.

Sheamus comes out and says that he respects HHH for being a man and sticking up for himself.  He says he didn’t leave his family to be in a parking lot with a bunch of losers.  He says that he came there to be a part of Monday Night Raw.  And then we find out that someone gave C.M. Punk a microphone.  Punk says that he showed everyone how to walk out.  He said that he is probably at the top of the people who would want to walk out.  But he doesn’t believe it is right to walk out because professional wrestling is too unsafe.  He tells everyone that when he has a problem he deals with it personally.  He then asks HHH what are they going to do?

HHH makes a match between Cena and Sheamus with himself as the referee and CM Punk as the ring announcer, the time keeper, and the sole commentator.  This sounds like some fun as Punk is surrounded by a bunch of pipe bombs.  And looky here, it is Vincent Kennedy McMahon!  He’s here to tell HHH that he is relieved of his duties.  Sound familiar?  And the worst decision possible has been made.  HHH is no longer in charge, Vince McMahon is not in charge, but the biggest disease in the WWE is in charge, John Laurinaitis.

John Morrison is first to tell Laurinaitis that he is worse than HHH.  For this, he gets a match against Christian with Zigswag and Rhodes accompanying him.  Christian quickly defeats Morrison as we all hear Michael Cole talking way too much about the great change WWE has just entered.  After the match Morrison is given an extra beating by Rhodes and Swagger just to show how much less unsafe WWE is.

Two main events are made for the night.  One of them will be Orton facing Henry and the other will be Del Rio facing Punk.  What will happen as the night goes on?  Stay tuned for part two of this review coming up at the end of the show.