10 Annoying Things to Do in Tennis

Tennis can be a very fun and interesting game, especially if you like to get on the opponent’s nerves.

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This article is for the tennis players out there who want to have a bit of fun toying with the opponents frustration. Here is a list of extremely annoying things you can do to get on there nerves.

1. When serving, bounce the ball as many times as you can before they get angry.


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2. Tie your shoe laces before there about to serve, great for putting them off!

3. Complain that the ball is not bouncy enough and demand a new one before you start playing.

4. Take drink breaks every 5 minutes.

5. Ask your opponent if you can switch rackets.

6. If you do a bad shot stroll around in circles talking to yourself, acting angry of course.

7. In a drinks break, take a nap in the middle of the court.

8. Complain to your opponent there is a hole in your racket.

9. Grunt obnoxiously throughout the match.

10. State the ball was clearly out even though it was clearly in, argue as long as you can.

These don’t work as well in friendly matches against friends, works best in competitions were your opponent will get extremely frustrated rather than take it as a joke.

Warning

If they seem like they could snap, keep your distance as they could hit you.

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38 Comments

  1. Posted March 14, 2009 at 8:52 am

    Definitely irritating, even teeth-grinding, lol!

  2. Posted March 14, 2009 at 8:58 am

    Lol, funny!

  3. Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrunting is a good one.

  4. Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:02 am

    Hahaha, those deeds would certainly annoy your opponent.

  5. Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Good suggestions! The serious players would hate it, funny piece!

  6. blondel
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:25 am

    Very Amusing.

  7. Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Very Amusing.

  8. Posted March 14, 2009 at 9:43 am

    Very funny denus although I have only played with tennis not at it lol I can certainly appreciate the points you make here ,

  9. Posted March 14, 2009 at 11:04 am

    These are funny! :>)

  10. Posted March 14, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Love tennis–i’m playing —summer is coming…oh tennis tennis!

  11. Posted March 14, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Yes. What a sense of hunour.!

  12. Posted March 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    can I do this in Pingpong? can I.. can I?

  13. Posted March 14, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Nice article I wish I had enough time in my day to play tennis.

  14. Posted March 14, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Nice! I play tennis! Maybe I will do some of these things! lol. Great article.

  15. Posted March 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Inside the mind of the oppositions head not very sporty of you but if you cant win cheat…. And this is how

  16. Posted March 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    lol – I’m sure a lot of these could be adapted to drive opponents mad in other sports too!

  17. Posted March 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Great masterclass in gamesmanship, denus.

  18. Posted March 14, 2009 at 4:59 pm

    Quite amusing! Good write!

  19. Posted March 14, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    Cool. Really funny. Will try them out tomorrow.

  20. spiritwalker
    Posted March 14, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    you just like being mean dont ya?

  21. Posted March 14, 2009 at 8:25 pm

    Haha, this is great!

  22. Posted March 15, 2009 at 3:56 am

    like it. might try some of those one day.

  23. Posted March 15, 2009 at 4:29 am

    Annoying to the opponent..

  24. Posted March 15, 2009 at 6:44 am

    These would really get on my nerves!

  25. Posted March 15, 2009 at 7:40 am

    LOL, Dean, you are a mischievous one!

  26. Posted March 15, 2009 at 9:28 am

    HAHA! I am going to do this when I start playing tennise in the spring with my boyfriend! These are very good ideas!

  27. Joni Keith
    Posted March 15, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    That’s a naughty way to throw your opponent off. Great for a laugh though.

  28. Posted March 17, 2009 at 5:55 am

    I enjoyed this…really funny:)

  29. Yovita
    Posted March 18, 2009 at 6:13 am

    very funny!!

  30. Posted March 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Funny work.

  31. Posted March 24, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    This is awesome….loved it! Jordan Page

  32. Posted March 25, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    HAHA! That was funny but I don’t have the balls (pun intended) to try it!

  33. Posted March 31, 2009 at 8:21 pm

    You crack me up Dean you have a crazy sense of humor! You’re just my style.

  34. Posted April 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Lol I’m gonna have fun trying these out when I play tennis with my brother this summer!

  35. Posted April 7, 2009 at 4:02 am

    if you did that on tennis court! lol the empire will disqualified you!

  36. Posted April 8, 2009 at 2:53 am

    Funny

  37. Posted April 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Haha, great article. Are you speaking from personal experience here?

  38. Posted June 12, 2009 at 6:12 am

    At the end, give your opponent a hug! Then be honest that the ball is actually in!

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