More Jokes — The Strip Club
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I went to a strip club last night and had a private dance. Before she started, she said, “You must sit on your hands.” So I did. After a few minutes I pulled them out from underneath me and said, “Blimey, it feels like someone else is grabbing your tits.”
Last night I shagged a fat deaf and dumb bird…I was so ashamed of myself I superglued her fingers together so she couldn’t tell anyone.
The missus left a note on the fridge. “it’s not working, I can’t take it anymore, I’ve gone to stay at my Mums”.
I opened the fridge, the light came on & the milk was cold… Fuck knows what she was on about