Joke of The Day — All at Sea

Jokes including the manchester united fan.

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A Manchester united fan goes for a job at sea,captain says have you any experience away at sea, no the Manchester united fan says,but i am honest, the captain takes him on and off they sail after 3 weeks at sea the Manchester united fan is busy mopping the decks, when a big wave comes and sweeps him overboard, the first mate comes running over to the captain, and shouts you know that Manchester united fan you took on the one who said he was honest, well he has just fucked off with your mop.

As the coffin was been lowered into the ground At a traffic wardens funeral, a voice from inside the coffin screams “I’m not dead let me out” the vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters” to fucking late pal the paperwork has all ready been done “.

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  1. Posted May 15, 2012 at 6:36 am

    Its morbid but funny.

  2. Posted May 15, 2012 at 6:42 am

    thanks momof plenty,, i have listed loads of jokes have a butchers

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