Joke of The Day — The Bear Hunter

steve from sanfrancisco deceides to go on a hunting trip to alaska, on arriving in his log cabin settles in for the night preparing himself for tomorrows hunting trip, bright and early he heads off to the woods, spoting a big grizzly bear he pulls out his pistol aims, fires but miss’s, he then feels a tap on his shoulder its the grizzly” you trying to kill me he says, you got 2 choices i either kill you or shag you up the arse, steve takes option 2, heading back to his cabin he deceides he needs a bigger gun so off to town he goes and buys a rifle, next day goes hunting see the grizzly aims fires and miss’s again , another tap on his shoulder, the bear, well do i kill you or do you get another roggering, heading back to his cabin with a sore arse steve deciedes he needs a bigger gun, off back to town and buys a massive gun , next day off hunting again see the bear same thing aims, shoots and miss’s , this time the bear taps him on the shoulder and says ” your not really here for the hunting are you”