How to Play Hockey
Six simple rules.
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- You must be able to ram through anything in your way(even your mommy).
- If you see your ear get ripped off forget it. Since you are on ice you can retrieve it after the game.
- Always wear a cup. Except when you are the smallest player there then just wear good face protection.
- Always start a fight with other players it makes you stronger and gives you more MAN SCARS.
- If you wanna break a record use your ice skate as a weapon.
- And last but not least never read “HOW TO PLAY HOCKEY” articles that tell you to do ridiculous things.
