Definition of Golf
I hate golf, and after saying that comes into hand my very own definition.
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I love sports, especially cricket. I also love football, badminton, running, tennis and baseball. But there’s one sport that I can’t stand, golf. Golf has no point to it. It has no purpose, and should be banned.
Now, I don’t mean to offend any golf lovers, as I am a fan of Tiger Woods, but I hate what he’s famous for. Golf has no point to it!!! It’s just… retarded!
My title says ‘definition of golf.’ So lets just get to the main point-
Golf (pronunciation: re-tar-ded)
Part of speech: unknown
Meaning 1: A ’sport’ in which a metal porous ball is clubbed with a metal log over a field of grass into a miniscule hole at the other end of the field. The ‘game’ may be interrupted by a lake or a sand pit (playground).
Meaning 2: Ya, and you think definition one is the compliment.
So that’s it, I’m basically saying I hate golf, and have no idea why my dad
