Guaranteed Picks for NFL Week 13

Picks for every nfl week 13 game.

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     Some important games playoff wise this week;  Philly/ Atlanta, New England/ Miami, Tennessee/ Indy,  Dallas/ New York, Baltimore/ Green Bay…. all will go a long wat towards deciding playoff futures.  Should be, as it always is this time of year, a great weekend of football.

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     Without further ado…. your Guaranteed Picks for NFL Week 13.

New York Jets (5-6) at Buffalo Bills (4-7)

The Bills pulled a rabbit out of their hat in knocking Miami’s block off.  Bet the Jets are still operating under the assumption of a potential playoff berth.

Prediction:  Jets keep their figment of a shot breathing.  Jets 24 Bills 17.

Philadelphia Eagles (7-4) at Atlanta Falcons (6-5)

The Eagles should handle the Dirty Birds, even in the dome. 

Results:  Eagles roll towards the Cowboys game that will probably decide the division.  Eagles 34 Falcons 24

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (1-10) at Carolina Panthers (4-7)

You’d never guess it looking at their record, but the Bucs are an improved team with Freeman pulling the trigger. 

Results:  Upset special #1.  Succaneers 27 Panthers 20.

New England Patriots (7-3) at Miami Dolphins (5-6)

Maybe I’m just a masochist, but I somehow still think Miami might find a way to pull this out. 

Results:  Upset special #2.  Dolphins 31 Pats 28.

St Louis Rams (1-10) at Chicago Bears (4-7)

Does Anyone care?

Prediction:  Da Bears can at least beat the Rams.  Bears 20 Rams 17.

Detroit Lions (2-9) at Cincinnati Bengals (8-3)

This will clinch the Bungles first winning season since…. uh…. I don’t think Fox even had a TV network then.

Results:  Upset spe…. just kidding.  Come on, it’s the Lions.  Bungles 34 Lions 10

Tennessee Titans (5-6) at Indianapolis Colts (11-0)

The Colts just keep tempting fate.  This week it catches up to them.

Results:  Upset special #4.  Titans 31 Colts 28.

Houston Texans (5-6) at Jacksonville Jaguars (6-5)

A battle of teams still pretending they might make the playoffs.

Prediction:  Jags pretend better.  Jags 27 Texans 20

Denver Broncos (7-4) at Kansas City Chiefs (3-8)

Denver still clinging to the notion that they don’t suck.

Prediction:  They can pretend one more week.  Broncos 27 Chiefs 17

Oakland Raiders (3-8) at Pittsburgh Steelers (6-5)

Time for the Steelers to start building playoff steam.

Prediction:  No brainer.  Steelers 31 Raiders 10.

New Orleans Saints (10-0) at Washington Redskins (3-8)

The Saints march to 16-0.

Prediction:  Easy rolling.  Saints 41 Redskins 13

San Diego Chargers (8-3) at Cleveland Browns (1-10)

Cleveland shouldn’t be much more than a practice for the rolling Bolts.

Prediction:  Ass whoopin.  Bolts 45 Browns 7.

Dallas Cowboys (8-3) at New York Giants (6-5)

This will be a good week for Cowboys fans.  A win at New York that all but eliminates the G-men.

Prediction:  Romo rolls.  Cowboys 38 Giants 17.

San Fransisco 49ers (5-6) at Seattle Seahawks (4-7)

3 months ago, we would have thought this was a marquee matchup.

Prediction:  I predict that I will yawn while I think about this game.  Seahawks 20 49ers 17

Minnesota Vikings (10-1) at Arizona Cardinals (7-4)

When was the last time the Vikings were even pushed?

Prediction:  Favre sprays the desert for at least 3 tds as Vikings dominate.  Vikings 38 Cardinals 20

Baltimore Ravens (6-5) at Green Bay Packers (7-4)

The Packers may be the best team after the Saints and Vikes when the smoke clears.

Prediction:  The Ravens will throw everything at Rodgers; unlike he would have a month ago, Rodgers will make them pay.  Packers 38 Ravens 24

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13 Comments

  1. Posted November 30, 2009 at 1:03 am

    Wow. Miami over the Pats? That’s bold, amigo. I’d love to see it, but I won’t put money on it. I hope you’re right about the Dallas/Jints game too. And after tonight, the Steelers can’t afford to take even Oakland for granted.

  2. Posted November 30, 2009 at 1:19 am

    Wow… Very interesting!

  3. Posted November 30, 2009 at 1:22 am

    excellant share….thanks for it

  4. Posted November 30, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    I hope!

  5. Todd
    Posted November 30, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    what did you go like 3-13 last week? lol

    this guy is a joke.

    are you even breaking .500 for the season?

  6. boggie
    Posted November 30, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    very good watch the talk

  7. Posted November 30, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    todd… actually, just under 80%. Everyones a critic. :)

  8. broncosownyou
    Posted November 30, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    what a douchecanoe…

  9. Posted November 30, 2009 at 11:16 pm

    id be cranky if i was a broncos fan, too.

  10. Posted December 1, 2009 at 9:48 am

    Interesting article.

  11. Posted December 2, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Green Bay is going down to the Black Birds!
    I picked the Titans over the Colts too.

  12. Joe
    Posted December 2, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    So apparently the broncos aren’t going to make the playoffs. I guess 10 wins wont be enough.

  13. Posted December 3, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Do you watch football at all? green bay being the third best in the league? They lost to Tampa Bay! Who have they beaten this year? Let me answer for you…..nobody! Well, thanks for the laugh anyhow.

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