Brett Favre’s Text Messages and Pictures Finally Released

What exactly was said in those supposed text messages that Brett Farve is accused of sending to the New York Jets reporter?  And did he actually send provacitive pictures of himself to her?  Reports are all over the internet of his supposed “penis” picture that he sent but I have two different photos here.  I will let you decide after looking at the pictures below if the person in the photos is actually Brett.  As for the text messages, the only thing that could possibly point to Brett’s involvement would be his initials (BF) on the messages themselves or his reference to football, otherwise it could be someone else.  The NFL is still currently investigating this case so the text messages or photos were not to be made public (at least not yet and might never have been released) but my undisclosed NFL source tells me that the messages below are the main ones that he is under investigation for.  Here are the text messages that Brett is supposed to have sent:

“You looked so hot on the sideline today that I want to slip my jet into your runway.”  BF

“Even though I am not a Packer anymore, I still have plenty packed into my jock strap.”  BF

“Have you ever seen a crisp $50 bill?”  BF

“They call me Mr. Reliable on the field but that also applies in a certain room too.”  BF

“I can’t wait to taste your tossed salad and homemade pie too.”  BF

“I’ve been known to eat out more than the usual guy.”  BF

“I know what I want and that is you.  I never change my mind on anything.  Sorry, but what was your name again?”  BF

“Here is a picture of my pride and joy, my penis, the Mississippi Brawler.”

NOW FOR THE PICTURES.  YOU TELL ME,  ARE EITHER BRETT?