So How Do You Make a Racing Cupboard?

I know, that question is not answered a lot all over the world. But I do have the answer. Take time to read my article and you too can be flying down a hill at 30mph.

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All right. So how do you get a racing cupboard? Its not by crossing a racer with a cuboard because me and my mate who helped are really neither. We started off with a small cuboard with four *rubbish* wheels. It was a small cupboard and we just sat o it and went down a hill… Into a car. Causing no damage to the car *but nearly a broken collar-bone.

  • Step 1. Buy or steal *either of which we did neither* a small cupboard with wheels
  • Step 2. Take out the shelves so you can sit in it.
  • Step 3. Find a huge big arse hill and fly down it.

There the basic things. However

After we broke it a few times *8 times* we decided to turn it into this!

On this however you dont see the back. We had lots of rude and *yes i admit* a nazi schwastika? *That is how it is slept right…*

Anyway. So going down a hill at about 30 mph. Amazong. But however, Health and Safety first?

Make sure you have:

  • Working Brakes *which we didn’t have*
  • Working Steering *which we didnt have either*
  • On a road with no cars
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3 Comments

  1. Kevin Bergin
    Posted March 25, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Oi ! Thats my garden,that was my cabinet,my wheels,hey what happened to the bruises and cuts ? Mad fools.Anytime,ask i may have another,a rebuild ?
    Kev

  2. Peggy
    Posted March 25, 2009 at 6:57 pm

    Real men don’t need brakes and steering mechanisms. Well, maybe they DO need steering mechanisms, but hey, if you steer well enough, who needs brakes!?! You GO Mr. Handy Man!

  3. Chris
    Posted March 26, 2009 at 11:09 am

    Well hopefully were gonna remake
    Just need another cupboard which is hard to find
    and wheels?
    lol
    but rest assured kev, me ryan and stew will be in the garden with a new idea.
    lol

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