Sex, Sex and Sexing Wins
Apart from the Scientists, ordinry people like me and you could also reveal some astonishing discoveries and recommend them to the people for implemenation. Here is the latest one such, on how to “win a match”.
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Sex, Sex and Sexing wins !
I had been under the impression that only the Scientists gave us wisecracks from time to time. You know occasionally they come out with some astounding discoveries and recommendations. You would shudder at the very thought of implementing them because of the potential danger inbuilt in some of the proposals.
And now here is another wisdom cap. No. No. It’s isn’t a scientist but a cricket coach. Imagine a cricket coach coming out with something great for necessary action by his team.The team has to listen to the coach, you know? And that coach happens to be the current coach of the Indian cricket team which is in South Africa for the Champion trophy.
According to him, if you want to win a match you must have sex the previous night. Your cricketing performance then would be superb. Immediately I felt like asking him, there are only two married members in our team and the rest are bachelors Even the married types have not taken their wives with them to S.Africa. Isn’t this a piquant situation Mr. Coach? What then is your recommendation in this scenario?
So, all the fans and admirers of the Indian cricket team, beware, the fair sex in particular, whether married or not. You could be in danger especially when you are seeking the players’ autographs or trying to shake hands with them.. If the urge to win a match on the following day is strong, then you had better be careful
And the strange thing is, an Indian sexologist has also endorsed this novel idea.
The Cricket Club of India may kindly examine this proposal and send compulsorily the wives and girl friends with the team next time – free of cost, naturally.. Winning the cup is more important than any other moral or ethical consideration, remember. And you can go to any length to realise that goal.
I wonder what would be the reaction of the parents of the bachelor cricketers. They may have to take their girl friends quite secretively even without the parents’ knowledge. The airlines too would have to camouflage them or put them in the plane through the back door. There would be no such need in case of the married members.
We, the TV spectators , would know what would have happened the previous night, if our team wins a game with a large or small margin.
