Canada-what Iswrong

An essay about why more people do not live in Canada.

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To be brief- it is the weather.  No matter where one goes  in Canada it is too darn cold.  It  doesn’t matter what time of the year it is, the  weather is cold.

Canadians have a  language  that is neither French or English.  It isn’t Chinese  or  Italian.

We talk a lot  about the weather.

“Cold weather we are  having eh?”

We  talk about hockey alot.  

Some people walkabout  the Blue  Jays baseball game.

Well we used to when  they  were  winning.

Anyway, about two centuries ago,  Canadians were called “United Empire Loyalists”.  Americans wereAmericans.

At school inCanada, we were taught about  the War of  1812.  We  were taught  about how  pointless  war  is.

Now ifwe  didn’t  have Americans,  who would we play  hockey?

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